Well it looks like Pfizer is in trouble with the FDA. They’ve been asked to pull their Wild Thing Viagra ads because they failed to air warnings of possible side-effects and because the ads apparently make unsubstantiated claims regarding the return of sexual desire. Hmm, I guess it’s a slow Monday for the FDA! The warnings angle is fair enough, but the other stuff is a bit of a stretch.
All of the impotence drug ads imply that not only will you be able to have sex again, but that it will be better sex, especially if you use their product rather than their competitors. The ads are generally well made and feature attractive middle aged actors. Now whether most of the people using these drugs are anything like that is anyone’s guess, but I remember that when Viagra first came out, there were a lot of stories about really old guys running out trying the boink everything in sight, which wasn’t good for some of their hearts, or wives who were often left out of the aforementioned boinking!
I say caveat emptor, let the buyer beware. Sex may return with Viagra, but honestly, it probably won’t be any better than before. And I’d imagine that walking around with a h*rd *n with nowhere to go, cannot be any fun. But remember, as Viagra competitor Cialis (I think) says in their ads, erections lasting more than 4 hours are dangerous and you should seek immediate medical attention…Yeah riiiiiiiiight!
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It’s cool sometimes to just drive around with the music from the radio in the background. You let your thoughts wanders but somehow you know you are still in control
Your thoughts could wander and you start to fantasize. It’s a pleasure to be able to do that, to drift away from reality and enter into a world that is ‘like your own’.
Your thoughts could wander and you start to fantasize. It’s a pleasure to be able to do that, to drift away from reality and enter into a world that is ‘like your own’.
It felt good to be out after a long while. The laughter, noise, street lights would have you embraced and sometimes it makes you feel very much protected.
Crossing streets and paths, you enter into many lives. Some might be brief while others are longer. Some would etch a deep impression on others while some are left faintly behind.
The room was dark. All there was is a twinge of light coming from a faraway lighthouse shinning through the webbed covered window grills. A man lay motionlessly on the cement-cracked floor accompanied by rats, which were scrambling around.
The waves were shot up high and they hit the water back hard. Amidst the high waves, a faint figure could be seen. The figure was riding high on the waves, armed with his surfboard only; he seems to be able to conquer the overpowering waves. He was confident; his movements reflected that.
It was a sunny day, the sun was high above the clouds, the tar-tar ground was burning with heat and the flowers were blooming beautifully in the park. It was the kind of day that could cheer anybody up, something that would make a prefect start to a day. But not for him, he had this heart-wrenching feeling within him. His head was pounding hard like the consequence from a massive hangover and his limbs were feeling numb.
Hmm, someone didn’t tell the v*agra bot that this here be the hind quarters of cyberspace or at least the low rent district. No one’s going to see the links and fewer will click them. I think I’ll leave the comments here though, they remind me of those old Nissan Infinity ads that never showed the car, zen-like I guess.